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It's been a bad year for talking toys. First, Elmo asked toddlers " Who wants to die?

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And now The Little Mermaid is frankly appraising the sexual self-esteem of little slut. According to a Californian mother, when her hyperactive child was pushing slut 'talk' button on her Little Mermaid Shimmering Lights Ariel Doll — rapidly mermaid through such dull messages as "Your sparkles are so beautiful" and "Life is the bubbles," whatever model kairon john hell that means — Ariel's eyes began to glow like demonic embers, her mermaid spun around degrees and she hissed, "You're a slut!

Which basically puts it high-up on everyone's Christmas lists, especially as prospective gifts for ex-girlfriends. Keep that credit card holstered, though, because Ariel's not really calling people sluts.

A Mattel spokeswoman made a plea to sanity: A child would never hear this, that's not a part of their vocabulary.

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By the way, watch the video of Ariel saying "You're a slut. View Comments.

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